Headline : Chinese Astronauts return from their first voyage in space!
‘Twas a triumphant, historic outing for Zhai Zhigang and his fellow astronauts as they embarked on a 68-hour journey that would showcase China’s neo-mastery of space technology. A notable feat indeed, despite raising alarm bells among developed nations that tend to view it as a sign of China’s impending military adventurism in space!
Back here on earth, humans remain concerned over tainted milk produced in China. Now, you know where my thoughts are going 
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Forget about military ambitions; could economic adventurism( in space!) be in the offing?! Preposterous thinking, I know, but we could all use a little humor in the news.
Let’s just hope extra-terrestrial beings are immune to… or else bolstered by… melamine! 
